there's going to be a WHAT?

There's a lot to do before we even start planning the wedding, but I have a long list of stuff that will. not. be. involved:

• Pachelbel's Canon in D


• Any kind of cake-smashing


• Garter-tossing


• The Dollar Dance


• Bouqet throwing


• The color mauve


• The release of hapless animals (other than the guests) upon completion of the ceremony

I realize that some of the readers of this blog may not know what some of these things are- you may all rest assured that you aren't missing much.

Knowing what you would absolutely hate is a good start, I guess.